lasagnagangster

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: sure

1 month ago ⌘ cahmeela ⌘ 92,193 notes

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

				
				    Stop Sign: Strict
				
				    Speed Limit Sign: Cautious
				
				    One Way Sign: Stubborn
				
				    Yield Sign: Shy
				
				    Keep Out Sign: Secretive

1 month ago ⌘ thebootydiaries ⌘ sn0wbro ⌘ 534,115 notes

1 month ago ⌘ vanillish ⌘ 121,324 notes

1 month ago ⌘ mr-left-tit ⌘ twitter.com ⌘ 51,929 notes ⌘ #KJFKSDHKJFKSDJ

hotellesbian:

mama pasta looks so kind

1 month ago ⌘ spatulas ⌘ catscenter ⌘ 143,381 notes

sarkos:

This political compass is a mess

1 month ago ⌘ vanillish ⌘ retrowar ⌘ 3,198 notes

microtear:

Therapist: i want you to say something positive about urself
Me: i have eyes

1 month ago ⌘ thebootydiaries ⌘ 242,173 notes ⌘ #KJFHDSKFJHSDKJ #THIS IS LITERALLY ME

8-of-pentacles:

8-of-pentacles:

1 month ago ⌘ zackisontumblr ⌘ trashyprinces ⌘ 966,709 notes ⌘ #KHFDGKDSHGFKHDSG

hey-i-have-those-pants:

amen

1 month ago ⌘ vanillish ⌘ 61,040 notes

prguitarman:

Who is she?

1 month ago ⌘ vanillish ⌘ klobbaklanks ⌘ 55,031 notes